Jul 30, 2012

Pick of the Week

by Frank Cottrell Boyce
No! No! No! I'm not taking a bath. Not tonight. Not tomorrow. Never. And why should this little pig take a bath? After all, astronauts don't take baths. Cowboys don't take baths. And EVERYONE knows that pirates don't take baths. So why in the world should he?! Besides, there's nothing his mother can do about it. Or is there . . . ?

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